viserystargeryen:

viserystargeryen:

my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong

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so, naturally

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sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED

A fat ass squirrel just jumped into the side of my house to get a fucking nut! I heard this loud thump, looked out the window, and there he is just sitting there all fat with a fucking nut. Just thought you guys should know. 

embrace-your-inner-lunatic:

danaorherdouble:

casandkittens:

gandalfthesassy:

casandkittens:

today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

how do you get detention in drama

long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident

how do you kick a ceiling

by accident

have you ever been in a drama class

nachosinthetardis:

entelijan:

The amount of times I hit play is ridiculous

how the fuck is this vid only 6 seconds??????

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